“Defendants might as well have said: ‘Beneficent creatures from the 17th Dimension use this bracelet as a beacon to locate people who need pain relief, and whisk them off to their home world every night to provide help in ways unknown to our science.’”

— A judge’s comment on the pain-reducing claims made for an ‘ionizing’ bracelet, “Q-Ray’s ionization ‘blather’ and ‘bunk’ brings $16 million fine,” p. 7.