There's an old joke about a man who walks into a talent agency with his dog and tells the agent that the dog can talk. To convince the agent, the man asks the dog what the top of the house is called, and the dog responds, "Roof!" When asked what the outside of the tree is called, the dog says, "Bark," and when asked to name the most famous baseball player in the world, the dog replies, "Ruth!" (BioWorld Financial Watch)